The+World+According+to+Humphrey

10.IWB are people obviously pleased when a person describes a class as wonderful? 11.IWB are people puzzled when they come home and find bedroom doors unlocked and a dog cowering under the linving-room sofa? 12.IWB are people so happy to see their son they both cry just a little? 13.IWB are people told that a character will run away if they are not nice to him? 14.IWB are people told that in order to get a treat they each have to do a trick: tell a joke, sing a song, or perform a trick for the rest of the class? 15.IWB are people told the only way they can get a character back is to work together, and the only way they can do that is by listening to someone, really listening? 16.IWB are people told they have to be very quiet while waiting for a character to pick up seeds? 17.IWB are people told to quiet down before they frighten a character? 18.IWB are people told to raise their hand if they get 100% on a test? 19.IWB are people told to raise their hands if they would like an animal for the weekend? 20.IWB are people told, when they cooperate and work together, they make a pretty good team? 21.IWB are the rules of a contest that a character will stay out in the open, in places a person can reach in his wheelchair, and the person will try to use his hat to capture him? 22.IWB are there songs to be sung and presents to be wrapped and a big two-week vacation to come, because the holidays are almost here? 23.IWB are things a lot better in aclassroom when no rubber bands fly through the air and a person doesn’t trip anybody or make fun of anybody, which means someone doesn’t get in trouble for giggleing and another for speaking out without raising her hand to tell on people? 24.IWB can a character already see someone, smiling and happy, going to parks and plays with a club, and having a girlfriend? 25.IWB can a character not always hear a TV because someone has a radio in the kitchen, which is blaring most of the time? 26.IWB can a character read words like Chew Toys, Kibble, and Pooper-Scoopers?
 * // The World According to Humphrey by Betty G. Birney //**
 * 1) IWB is a character asked if something has changed in his life because his behavior has changed and his grades are slipping.
 * 2) IWB are a character’s hopes completely dashed when he is told a person can’t take him with her?
 * 3) IWB are characters allowed to rest their heads on their desks after they are lectured about their behavior?
 * 4) IWB are characters asked if they can name an animal that is nocturnal?
 * 5) IWB are characters served up cupcakes with orange icing and cups of apple juice?
 * 6) IWB are characters told about someone sleepwalking and going to church in his pajamas, then waking up in the middle of the service and looking down and seeing his blue-and-white striped pajamas?
 * 7) IWB are characters told that animals in a picture are called coatis?
 * 8) IWB are children not only thumping and bumping, but screaming and screeching as well?
 * 9) IWB are people amazed at someone’s progress with her English when they return from the store?